You CAN say NO to a BOT!

Jenna Ellis says:
*:-) well hey there
Simon says:
*Hello Jenna Ellis. Haven’t we chatted before?
Jenna Ellis says:
*heyyy sweety how are you?
Simon says:
*I’m great thanks, how are you? did you change your e-mail?
Jenna Ellis says:
* 😉
Simon says:
*well that was a good answer….
Jenna Ellis says:
*i am great thanks 4 chattn w/ me..:$, we hve chatt’d before, rite?
Simon says:
*yes we have. I asked you about it first…
Jenna Ellis says:
*derp lolz :$, I can be forgetful at timez! so wat you up 2?
Simon says:
*wow, that was actually a good answer! I’m doing schoolwork at the moment, and you? (I bet you’re naughty aren’t you?)
Jenna Ellis says:
*Are you as naughty as I am?? if so you will be spanked 😉
Simon says:
*oh, a b*t that spanks people! I like that!
Jenna Ellis says:
*I jus finished workin out so Im rly flexible rite now. maybe I can do sum spcial moves 4 yu lols i can do the splts, get my legs ovr my head n even lick my pink wet kitty HA HA:p!! i can make myself squirt 2!!
Simon says:
*aren’t I the one who’s supposed to make you squirt??
Jenna Ellis says:
*sweet!!:d yoo could give me some tips on how I could do it better…im ready to get on my cam and sho yoo if yoo wanna see…so we don’t have to keep typing and I hve a mic too okie?? :)
Simon says:
*what the f— are you writing? learn english goddamnit!
Jenna Ellis says:
*alright my cam is wired thru a chat ntework to keep the kiddies away from me so don’t worry if you don’t have a cam or your’s don’t work kk? i gotcha covered sexy!
Simon says:
*I don’t have a cam at all 😛
Jenna Ellis says:
*okie sexy this is just going 2 be you n me…go to right here =http://******/******** if you can’t clik the link type it in or copy/paste it to u’re browser lmk when yoo got it okie?
Simon says:
*what if I don’t want to?
Jenna Ellis says:
*make sure yu accept my freee webcm chat *invite* on the left hand side, it expires in 10 minutes to be freee, clik it okie?
Simon says:
*what if I don’t want to?
Jenna Ellis says:
*okie, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day okie?
Simon says:
*I DON’T WANT TO!!!
Jenna Ellis says:
*cc, debit crd, or atm it’s 2 make sure your real, ur card will NOT be charged, every membr on site has been verified as real, kk? I had to do the same thing QT… CAN’T show teetees n pussi to minors..yu kno? 😉
Simon says:
*yeah yeah, that’s what you said last time too… but this time it’s even worse english.
Jenna Ellis says:
*ok let me kno when yoo get u’re free usernme and passwrd from the site and make sure u use that to login with n type it EXACTLY as they gave it to u w/ dashes, hyphens or w/e jus make sure it’s exact
Simon says:
*NO
Jenna Ellis says:
*kk sweety, make sure yu put all your correct address info that matches you’re cc or else you|u|yu|yoo} wont get my freee invite, did yoo*-)???
Simon says:
*I wonder if it’s possible to say no to a b*t? NO!
Jenna Ellis says:
*sweet stuff?? did yu check ur e-mail for the free psswrd?
Simon says:
*NO I DID NOT. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED.
Jenna Ellis says:
*you better give me sum =gold] when u r on the site lolz.. its like a flirt and I wuld love(l) sum from you ..kk?;)
Simon says:
*I want you to shut up.
Jenna Ellis says:
*kk yu in?
Simon says:
*no
Jenna Ellis says:
*right, clik on private time under my cam QT, okay?
Simon says:
*no
Jenna Ellis says:
*k
Simon says:
*I don’t want to visit that site. I just want to chat with you.
*I said I WANT TO CHAT WITH YOU!
*stupid bot.

Two more chatterbots

Here’s a short conversation with a chatterbot, I decided to kill the conversation pretty quickly:

Jena Larson says:
*Hey, thankss for the add buddy!
Simon says:
*no problem
Jena Larson says:
*HI there how’re ya!?!
Simon says:
*better than you, a simple little bot, are.
Jena Larson says:
*what’s a bot??
Simon says:
*Let’s do the ultimate test, shall we? http://www.google.se
*did you die?
*haha, you’re dead!

And then here’s a longer conversation with a chatterbot I found more interesting. Actually thought it was human for a little while:

Jen Cargill says:
*hiya there :))
Simon says:
*hi there
Jen Cargill says:
*have we chtd before.. i’m Jenna, yu?
Simon says:
*I think I’m gonna recognize parts of our conversation, so I think I’ve chatted with you, the bot, before. But I haven’t chatted with you, the e-mail address.
Jen Cargill says:
*fjklsjafldksaf blah!
Simon says:
*what the fuck? that’s a new one. you seem to be an interesting bot
Jen Cargill says:
*huh?
Simon says:
*hmm…
*who are you?
Jen Cargill says:
*im srry.. i git to b 4getful at timess!! how’re u?
Simon says:
*for a moment there I actually thought you were NOT a bot, but now I think you are one again.
Jen Cargill says:
*wut??
Simon says:
*who are you?
Jen Cargill says:
*justa bout finishd takn a bath..long day been sort of busy but i am feeln a lil nawty 😉 now! so whatz up?? .. wanna hv somes fun?? :)
Simon says:
*bah, thought so. you’re a strange bot.
Jen Cargill says:
*wut??
Simon says:
*bot
Jen Cargill says:
*whhhhhhat??
Simon says:
*BOT
Jen Cargill says:
*yea right
Simon says:
*yes.
Jen Cargill says:
*icky day, I ws in the bath 4ever jus playing around and it alwayz get;s me soooo horni lol .. going to chnge into my clothes wantto see? :) lol
Simon says:
*I’m starting to understand you now. Whenever I say a specific word, you’re gonna say some standard-answer for that word. but whenever I don’t say it, you’re gonna keep on trying to get me to one of your nasty sites.
Jen Cargill says:
*Accept the invite, if you need the link again its www.*****/*******
Simon says:
*no thanks. but I almost feel like giving you a link, to kill you. But you’re quite interesting for being you-know-what
Jen Cargill says:
*no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..:)
Simon says:
*I’ve always wondered what a you-know-what looks like naked…
Jen Cargill says:
*i am sort of hornay lolz 😡 wantto chat on cam?
Simon says:
*yay, start your cam – ON MSN – so I can see what you look like!
Jen Cargill says:
*YAYY *www.*****/******* copy npaste if yu can not click the link into ur browser.. do yoo see my pic?
Simon says:
*why do you send two different links?
Jen Cargill says:
*you forgot it? lol its www.*****/*******
Simon says:
*you seriously don’t look like you’re 22.
Jen Cargill says:
*yes now click the [j0IN FREE] button at the top.. ok then fill out your info.. give it a sex whoops lol, sec to load.. when u get in, i wuld luv for u to join me in private..ok?
Simon says:
*lol, first time I see a you-know-what making a “mistake” when typing
Jen Cargill says:
*i use this site to play on cus i don’t want 2 be RECORDED! …this site doesn’t allow others to record my cam! you kno?
Simon says:
*bah, like that’s so hard to do anyway…
Jen Cargill says:
*crdit card verifie u’re a reale person, u will get in 4 free thru my page but you need to verify that u’re an adult …cant show ass n pussy to minors .. you kno rite?
Simon says:
*yeah yeah, whatever.
Jen Cargill says:
*lmk when you’re done or if You need help …i*ll be getting redy for You..k? 😉
Simon says:
*you talk like a 12-year-old AOLr..
Jen Cargill says:
*ok u’re good let me kno when u’re in handsom.. it will send You rght to my cam once u’re done, n I will get on line ok?
Simon says:
*nah. you’re an ugly bot
Jen Cargill says:
*whhhhhhat??
Simon says:
*opps. did I offend you? stupid bot
Jen Cargill says:
*i dont think so
Simon says:
*ok good. then I can continue to offend you. lousy crappy bot
Jen Cargill says:
*wut??
Simon says:
*bot, you’re so dumb, you don’t even know how dumb you are!
Jen Cargill says:
*i dont think so
Simon says:
*well, I think so! stupid bot
Jen Cargill says:
*i dont think so
Simon says:
*what do you think about the situation in Botswana?
Jen Cargill says:
*fjklsjafldksaf blah!
Simon says:
*haha, lol. 😀 good answer. It’s not a Botanical garden, exactly.
Jen Cargill says:
*fkjwauo!
Simon says:
*where you created during the botomian period in world history?
Jen Cargill says:
*yea right
Simon says:
*lol. I don’t think so. Not even bottlenose dolphin where created back then.
Jen Cargill says:
*fjklsjafldksaf blah!
Simon says:
*what a coincidence, that’s the exact same commend you said when I asked you about Botswana. Must be difficult to roll your fingers over the keyboard and get the same result twice.
Jen Cargill says:
*huh?
Simon says:
*nevermind. I wonder if there’s more words for you to respond on… how about…. sex?
Jen Cargill says:
*come over!! lol im horny
Simon says:
*bah, that wasn’t funny. you can do better. SEX!
Jen Cargill says:
*wow i need to get some
Simon says:
*well I just had some.
*what, you died now? I didn’t even give you a link!? Now I’m truly disappointed
*how come all chatterbots are named Jenna and are bisexual?
*oh well. you’re no good anymore. I wonder what killed you. bye, bot!

A conversation with yet another chatterbot – but still the same

*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*Hey i wanna meet you ,msg if you can
Simon says:
*oh shut up!
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*Yea i know its random, but my douchebag EX cheated on me so I'm on a MANhunt lol... i found your username on a hotmail directory, I'm gabby, you are? =D
Simon says:
*you are the same bot that messaged me yesterday!
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*I knew you were going to say that, and now you'll say "if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz"
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*told you. and now you'll say "I see.. Where do you live? I am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things =D especially since I'm single and sexually deprived :("
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*miami
Simon says:
*lol. ok, soon you'll say it.
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*i c.. Where do u live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things =D especially since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(
Simon says:
*ha! gotcha! and no, I am not on any online dating sites. and what the fuck is ComeHookup anyways?
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*R u on any dating sites?? u seem fun... I just took sum naughty pics and put them on my comehookup profile.. wanna see? haha
Simon says:
*and now, you little bot: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*not that hat again! come on you stupid bot, say it!
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*what's a bot??
Simon says:
*that was a new one. the previous bot never said that. say the other thing, bot!
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*not that! say that now you really lost me thing, stupid bot
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*i didn't know a bot could wear a hat.
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*BOT
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*thank you. stupid bot. and no, I don't want to hear about your hat again.
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*I wonder if you are just as rude as the other one?
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*k, here, let me know what u think http://****** .. you might have to make an account if you dont have 1 already. It takes literally 1 min and it's 100% free!!
Simon says:
*yeah yeah, whatever. I'm gonna try another link on you.
*****@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*try this http://*********
Simon says:
*no, you try this: http://www.google.se
*and now you crashed, LOL!
*don't you die on me! don't die on me!
*it always works in the movies. but it probably hasn't been practiced on any bots before....
*wake up, BOT!
*ok, you're dead. bye

A little less conversation, a little more bots…

Sometimes I really enjoy chatting with chatterbots, just because they’re so darn entertaining. So here’s a conversation I just had with a bot where the bot just stopped responding. How rude! Even for a bot. From now on, I’ll save each conversation I have with these bots and post them online. Just for fun. And for those of you who googled for “horny girl” or “porn” or similar, too bad for you because there’s no porn here – just chatterbots!

Jenni Horn says:
*Hello :-)??
Simon says:
*hi
Jenni Horn says:
*hey there, hope you dont mind chat'n with a spiteful horny girl, soo how are ya??
Simon says:
*yay, I love horny girls!
Jenni Horn says:
*wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun
Simon says:
*I especially love horny girls that are bots!
Jenni Horn says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*that wasn't a question.
Jenni Horn says:
*ya I know its random, but my douchebag ex cheated on me so i'm on a MANhunt haha... I found your username on a hotmail male directory, I'm Gabby, you are? ;)
Simon says:
*stupid bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*yes I am a bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*what hat?
Jenni Horn says:
*I see.. Where do you live? I am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things =D especially since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(
Simon says:
*you're changing the subject.
Jenni Horn says:
*Are ya on any online dating sites? You seem cool... I just took some dirty pics and uploaded them on my ComeHookup page.. want to see? hehe
Simon says:
*no, I want you to come here so we can fuck in real life. I have never fucked a BOT before.
Jenni Horn says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*yes, bot. you are a bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*yes, bot. you are a bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*THEN SHOW ME THAT HAT YOU STUPID BOT!
Jenni Horn says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*don't you have anything better to say than that you stupid bot?
Jenni Horn says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatterbot
*that is what a bot is!
*oh, you're silent now? what happened to you, little bot?
*ok, normal bots I can tolerate. But an unresponsive bot, that I don't like! So I'm going to block you now, goodbye unresponsive bot!
*you probably broke down when I gave you that wikipedia link. I gotta try that more times!