Sometimes I really enjoy chatting with chatterbots, just because they’re so darn entertaining. So here’s a conversation I just had with a bot where the bot just stopped responding. How rude! Even for a bot. From now on, I’ll save each conversation I have with these bots and post them online. Just for fun. And for those of you who googled for “horny girl” or “porn” or similar, too bad for you because there’s no porn here – just chatterbots!

Jenni Horn says:
*Hello :-)??
Simon says:
*hi
Jenni Horn says:
*hey there, hope you dont mind chat'n with a spiteful horny girl, soo how are ya??
Simon says:
*yay, I love horny girls!
Jenni Horn says:
*wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun
Simon says:
*I especially love horny girls that are bots!
Jenni Horn says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*that wasn't a question.
Jenni Horn says:
*ya I know its random, but my douchebag ex cheated on me so i'm on a MANhunt haha... I found your username on a hotmail male directory, I'm Gabby, you are? ;)
Simon says:
*stupid bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*yes I am a bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*what hat?
Jenni Horn says:
*I see.. Where do you live? I am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things =D especially since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(
Simon says:
*you're changing the subject.
Jenni Horn says:
*Are ya on any online dating sites? You seem cool... I just took some dirty pics and uploaded them on my ComeHookup page.. want to see? hehe
Simon says:
*no, I want you to come here so we can fuck in real life. I have never fucked a BOT before.
Jenni Horn says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*yes, bot. you are a bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*yes, bot. you are a bot.
Jenni Horn says:
*if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
Simon says:
*THEN SHOW ME THAT HAT YOU STUPID BOT!
Jenni Horn says:
*uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Simon says:
*don't you have anything better to say than that you stupid bot?
Jenni Horn says:
*Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Simon says:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatterbot
*that is what a bot is!
*oh, you're silent now? what happened to you, little bot?
*ok, normal bots I can tolerate. But an unresponsive bot, that I don't like! So I'm going to block you now, goodbye unresponsive bot!
*you probably broke down when I gave you that wikipedia link. I gotta try that more times!