Two more chatterbots

Here’s a short conversation with a chatterbot, I decided to kill the conversation pretty quickly:

Jena Larson says:
*Hey, thankss for the add buddy!
Simon says:
*no problem
Jena Larson says:
*HI there how’re ya!?!
Simon says:
*better than you, a simple little bot, are.
Jena Larson says:
*what’s a bot??
Simon says:
*Let’s do the ultimate test, shall we? http://www.google.se
*did you die?
*haha, you’re dead!

And then here’s a longer conversation with a chatterbot I found more interesting. Actually thought it was human for a little while:

Jen Cargill says:
*hiya there :))
Simon says:
*hi there
Jen Cargill says:
*have we chtd before.. i’m Jenna, yu?
Simon says:
*I think I’m gonna recognize parts of our conversation, so I think I’ve chatted with you, the bot, before. But I haven’t chatted with you, the e-mail address.
Jen Cargill says:
*fjklsjafldksaf blah!
Simon says:
*what the fuck? that’s a new one. you seem to be an interesting bot
Jen Cargill says:
*huh?
Simon says:
*hmm…
*who are you?
Jen Cargill says:
*im srry.. i git to b 4getful at timess!! how’re u?
Simon says:
*for a moment there I actually thought you were NOT a bot, but now I think you are one again.
Jen Cargill says:
*wut??
Simon says:
*who are you?
Jen Cargill says:
*justa bout finishd takn a bath..long day been sort of busy but i am feeln a lil nawty 😉 now! so whatz up?? .. wanna hv somes fun?? :)
Simon says:
*bah, thought so. you’re a strange bot.
Jen Cargill says:
*wut??
Simon says:
*bot
Jen Cargill says:
*whhhhhhat??
Simon says:
*BOT
Jen Cargill says:
*yea right
Simon says:
*yes.
Jen Cargill says:
*icky day, I ws in the bath 4ever jus playing around and it alwayz get;s me soooo horni lol .. going to chnge into my clothes wantto see? :) lol
Simon says:
*I’m starting to understand you now. Whenever I say a specific word, you’re gonna say some standard-answer for that word. but whenever I don’t say it, you’re gonna keep on trying to get me to one of your nasty sites.
Jen Cargill says:
*Accept the invite, if you need the link again its www.*****/*******
Simon says:
*no thanks. but I almost feel like giving you a link, to kill you. But you’re quite interesting for being you-know-what
Jen Cargill says:
*no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..:)
Simon says:
*I’ve always wondered what a you-know-what looks like naked…
Jen Cargill says:
*i am sort of hornay lolz 😡 wantto chat on cam?
Simon says:
*yay, start your cam – ON MSN – so I can see what you look like!
Jen Cargill says:
*YAYY *www.*****/******* copy npaste if yu can not click the link into ur browser.. do yoo see my pic?
Simon says:
*why do you send two different links?
Jen Cargill says:
*you forgot it? lol its www.*****/*******
Simon says:
*you seriously don’t look like you’re 22.
Jen Cargill says:
*yes now click the [j0IN FREE] button at the top.. ok then fill out your info.. give it a sex whoops lol, sec to load.. when u get in, i wuld luv for u to join me in private..ok?
Simon says:
*lol, first time I see a you-know-what making a “mistake” when typing
Jen Cargill says:
*i use this site to play on cus i don’t want 2 be RECORDED! …this site doesn’t allow others to record my cam! you kno?
Simon says:
*bah, like that’s so hard to do anyway…
Jen Cargill says:
*crdit card verifie u’re a reale person, u will get in 4 free thru my page but you need to verify that u’re an adult …cant show ass n pussy to minors .. you kno rite?
Simon says:
*yeah yeah, whatever.
Jen Cargill says:
*lmk when you’re done or if You need help …i*ll be getting redy for You..k? 😉
Simon says:
*you talk like a 12-year-old AOLr..
Jen Cargill says:
*ok u’re good let me kno when u’re in handsom.. it will send You rght to my cam once u’re done, n I will get on line ok?
Simon says:
*nah. you’re an ugly bot
Jen Cargill says:
*whhhhhhat??
Simon says:
*opps. did I offend you? stupid bot
Jen Cargill says:
*i dont think so
Simon says:
*ok good. then I can continue to offend you. lousy crappy bot
Jen Cargill says:
*wut??
Simon says:
*bot, you’re so dumb, you don’t even know how dumb you are!
Jen Cargill says:
*i dont think so
Simon says:
*well, I think so! stupid bot
Jen Cargill says:
*i dont think so
Simon says:
*what do you think about the situation in Botswana?
Jen Cargill says:
*fjklsjafldksaf blah!
Simon says:
*haha, lol. 😀 good answer. It’s not a Botanical garden, exactly.
Jen Cargill says:
*fkjwauo!
Simon says:
*where you created during the botomian period in world history?
Jen Cargill says:
*yea right
Simon says:
*lol. I don’t think so. Not even bottlenose dolphin where created back then.
Jen Cargill says:
*fjklsjafldksaf blah!
Simon says:
*what a coincidence, that’s the exact same commend you said when I asked you about Botswana. Must be difficult to roll your fingers over the keyboard and get the same result twice.
Jen Cargill says:
*huh?
Simon says:
*nevermind. I wonder if there’s more words for you to respond on… how about…. sex?
Jen Cargill says:
*come over!! lol im horny
Simon says:
*bah, that wasn’t funny. you can do better. SEX!
Jen Cargill says:
*wow i need to get some
Simon says:
*well I just had some.
*what, you died now? I didn’t even give you a link!? Now I’m truly disappointed
*how come all chatterbots are named Jenna and are bisexual?
*oh well. you’re no good anymore. I wonder what killed you. bye, bot!

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